Pincumxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient centaur.

Pincumxuck created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pincumxuck, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pincumxuck, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Pincumxuck's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Pincumxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pincumxuck.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Retreat if four horses approach from the south.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not commit murder.