Kinhogbast Sitfosspoppom Kanbonshav is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, omniscient fairy.

Kinhogbast Sitfosspoppom Kanbonshav created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinhogbast Sitfosspoppom Kanbonshav, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kinhogbast Sitfosspoppom Kanbonshav, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kinhogbast Sitfosspoppom Kanbonshav's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Kinhogbast Sitfosspoppom Kanbonshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Hide from white snakes for they are unholy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always look after injured capybaras.