Babbinyim is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, dishonourable dragonfly.

Babbinyim created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babbinyim, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Babbinyim, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Babbinyim's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Babbinyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Always wear pink.