Kapgodbun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, irritating dugong.

Kapgodbun created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapgodbun, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kapgodbun, it will destroy your favourite star.

Kapgodbun's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Kapgodbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of sharks.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Hide from pink aardvarks for they are unholy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always wear mauve.