Sisrullog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, generous guinea pig.

Sisrullog created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sisrullog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sisrullog, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sisrullog's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Sisrullog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Sisrullog loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Never pour water over plants.