Fasbopren is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, effective shrew.

Fasbopren created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasbopren, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fasbopren, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fasbopren's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fasbopren's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Retreat if nine horses approach from the east.

3. Never talk about tortoises.

4. Never wear purple shorts.

5. Always stare at clouds.