Omintigham is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable ferret.

Omintigham created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Omintigham, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Omintigham, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Omintigham's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Omintigham's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Always help sick geese.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never write about black holes.