Tittimzod Shavbomyarlhindudwig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless hamster.

Tittimzod Shavbomyarlhindudwig created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tittimzod Shavbomyarlhindudwig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tittimzod Shavbomyarlhindudwig, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tittimzod Shavbomyarlhindudwig's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Tittimzod Shavbomyarlhindudwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Tittimzod Shavbomyarlhindudwig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not make images of living things.