Tonbossinglarglanrip is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, strong snake.

Tonbossinglarglanrip created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Tonbossinglarglanrip, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tonbossinglarglanrip, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tonbossinglarglanrip's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Tonbossinglarglanrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never bounce near dogs.

4. Never talk about hamsters.

5. Pray towards the west.