Flapsakbad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous dog.

Flapsakbad created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapsakbad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flapsakbad, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Flapsakbad's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Flapsakbad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Flapsakbad on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.