Nilvanmap Tarpzim Loopkarster is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying owl.

Nilvanmap Tarpzim Loopkarster created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilvanmap Tarpzim Loopkarster, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nilvanmap Tarpzim Loopkarster, it will destroy your favourite star.

Nilvanmap Tarpzim Loopkarster's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nilvanmap Tarpzim Loopkarster's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Always help ants.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help sick monkeys.