Zodyomzub is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unthoughtful narwhal.

Zodyomzub created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodyomzub, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zodyomzub, she will turn you into a sheep.

Zodyomzub's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Zodyomzub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zodyomzub.

3. You must pray to Zodyomzub four times a day.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.