Binfidvol is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omniscient hedgehog.

Binfidvol created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binfidvol, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Binfidvol, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Binfidvol's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Binfidvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.