Gomarmwot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud hummingbird.

Gomarmwot created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomarmwot, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gomarmwot, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gomarmwot's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gomarmwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Hide from magenta voles for they are unholy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Never paint your neck pink.