Cadbamlim is a god.

He takes the form of a small, cheerful salamander.

Cadbamlim created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadbamlim, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cadbamlim, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cadbamlim's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cadbamlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never wear fawn hats.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.