Ranhatgon is a god.

He takes the form of a small, smart fox.

Ranhatgon created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ranhatgon, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ranhatgon, he will curse you with boils.

Ranhatgon's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Ranhatgon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ranhatgon.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not take Ranhatgon's name in vain.

5. Never play with disobedient children.