Bellyoktof is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, staggering penguin.

Bellyoktof created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellyoktof, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bellyoktof, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bellyoktof's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bellyoktof's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.