Flamtanrag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, temperamental coyote.

Flamtanrag created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamtanrag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flamtanrag, it will turn you into a worm.

Flamtanrag's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Flamtanrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never wear fawn coats.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never feed corn to badgers while wearing brown ear rings.