Baftommip is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, strong clam.

Baftommip created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Baftommip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Baftommip, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Baftommip's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Baftommip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think ill of sick goats.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.