Zog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, ruthless hedgehog.

Zog created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zog, she will turn you into a hamster.

Zog's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Zog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Feed all hungry badgers.

3. Zog loves horses, so they must be honoured.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never look at black holes.