Zaggilwab is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful shrew.
Zaggilwab created oxygen six billion years ago.
If you believe in Zaggilwab, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in Zaggilwab, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Zaggilwab's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Zaggilwab's Holy Commandments
1. Do not shave your head.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Zaggilwab.
3. Hide from violet squirrels for they are unholy.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
5. Do not drink water in black rooms.