Kikfobjen is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous pigeon.

Kikfobjen created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikfobjen, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kikfobjen, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kikfobjen's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Kikfobjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not commit murder.