Vilflowlam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident porpoise.

Vilflowlam created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilflowlam, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vilflowlam, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Vilflowlam's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Vilflowlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not eat peas.

4. Always obey Vilflowlam's priests.

5. Do not shave your head.