Narartlit is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous deer.

Narartlit created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Narartlit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Narartlit, he will strike you with lightening.

Narartlit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Narartlit's Holy Commandments

1. Narartlit loves doves, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Retreat if eight frogs approach from the east.