Cutbimont is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, witless wren.

Cutbimont created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutbimont, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cutbimont, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cutbimont's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cutbimont's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cutbimont five times a day.

2. Always help sick tortoises.

3. Goats are not to be trusted.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.