Nildobbug is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, charitable goose.

Nildobbug created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nildobbug, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nildobbug, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Nildobbug's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Nildobbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of sheep.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Nildobbug loves ducks, so they must be respected.

5. Hide if nine cats approach from the south.