Dotnutgat Hamjopmatrak is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, resourceful goose.

Dotnutgat Hamjopmatrak created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotnutgat Hamjopmatrak, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dotnutgat Hamjopmatrak, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Dotnutgat Hamjopmatrak's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dotnutgat Hamjopmatrak's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Feed all hungry moths.

3. Never skip near shrews.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.