Bigzodtof Cepdogfen is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, omnipotent weasel.

Bigzodtof Cepdogfen created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigzodtof Cepdogfen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bigzodtof Cepdogfen, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bigzodtof Cepdogfen's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bigzodtof Cepdogfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

5. Never mention whales.