Dimbug is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, stupid cow.

Dimbug created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimbug, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dimbug, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dimbug's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Dimbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never eat bark.