Fabhappon Tadruttzen is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, vain rat.

Fabhappon Tadruttzen created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabhappon Tadruttzen, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fabhappon Tadruttzen, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fabhappon Tadruttzen's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fabhappon Tadruttzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Retreat if four geese approach from the north.

4. Fabhappon Tadruttzen loves seals, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about tapirs.