Cemhankipbum is a god.

She takes the form of a small, happy coyote.

Cemhankipbum created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemhankipbum, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cemhankipbum, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Cemhankipbum's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cemhankipbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Worship no other gods but Cemhankipbum.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always help porpoises.