Hakbinbom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, blissful bee.

Hakbinbom created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hakbinbom, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hakbinbom, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hakbinbom's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Hakbinbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always help shrews in need.