Randumfem is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, calm crow.

Randumfem created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Randumfem, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Randumfem, she will turn you into a rock.

Randumfem's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Randumfem's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never mention otters.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.