Fartabartpod Camcutflapfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless grasshopper.

Fartabartpod Camcutflapfarn created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fartabartpod Camcutflapfarn, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fartabartpod Camcutflapfarn, he will turn you into a worm.

Fartabartpod Camcutflapfarn's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fartabartpod Camcutflapfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Never run in holy places.