Shavbaflim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful hedgehog.

Shavbaflim created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavbaflim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Shavbaflim, she will boil you in a big pot.

Shavbaflim's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Shavbaflim's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never hurt pigs.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.