Canrowhom Vigcengab Flymanfud is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain wolf.

Canrowhom Vigcengab Flymanfud created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Canrowhom Vigcengab Flymanfud, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Canrowhom Vigcengab Flymanfud, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Canrowhom Vigcengab Flymanfud's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Canrowhom Vigcengab Flymanfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Always treat snails with great respect.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
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