Hatnegdun is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured clam.

Hatnegdun created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Hatnegdun, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hatnegdun, she will remove you from existence.

Hatnegdun's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Hatnegdun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Hatnegdun on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never mention swans.

5. Do not dye your hair red.