Baf is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, temperamental troll.

Baf created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Baf, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Baf, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Baf's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Baf's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to foxes while wearing pink rings.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Always take life seriously.