Jadzagtal is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, self-confident eagle.

Jadzagtal created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Jadzagtal, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jadzagtal, it will turn you into a sheep.

Jadzagtal's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Jadzagtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never mention bats.

5. You must love Jadzagtal.