Mistaffebtip is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, blissful horse.

Mistaffebtip created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mistaffebtip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mistaffebtip, she will turn you into a sheep.

Mistaffebtip's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Mistaffebtip's Holy Commandments

1. Mistaffebtip loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat pineapples.

4. Always look after injured whales.

5. Never wear shirts.