Cenfaghak is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonest hare.

Cenfaghak created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenfaghak, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cenfaghak, it will be very unhappy.

Cenfaghak's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cenfaghak's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to rats while wearing black jumpers.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not speak about grapes.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cenfaghak.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.