Pidpopnabzimlarpcamyattquart is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever porpoise.

Pidpopnabzimlarpcamyattquart created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidpopnabzimlarpcamyattquart, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pidpopnabzimlarpcamyattquart, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Pidpopnabzimlarpcamyattquart's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Pidpopnabzimlarpcamyattquart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks in need.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.