Butmabfobvegyim is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless jackal.

Butmabfobvegyim created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butmabfobvegyim, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Butmabfobvegyim, it will have a low opinion of you.

Butmabfobvegyim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Butmabfobvegyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never wear orange hats.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.