Tindadtarggatrow is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty gorilla.

Tindadtarggatrow created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tindadtarggatrow, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tindadtarggatrow, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tindadtarggatrow's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tindadtarggatrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Tindadtarggatrow loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Hide if six birds approach from the north.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never eat green fruit.