Hakkondotgom is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, emotional cobra.

Hakkondotgom created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakkondotgom, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hakkondotgom, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hakkondotgom's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Hakkondotgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.