Teennabdon is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless sheep.

Teennabdon created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Teennabdon, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Teennabdon, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Teennabdon's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Teennabdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Never mention turtles.