Yedneglunzab is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, compassionate centipede.

Yedneglunzab created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yedneglunzab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yedneglunzab, she will turn you into a frog.

Yedneglunzab's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Yedneglunzab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Run away from gray manatees, for they are unholy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Never talk about frogs.

5. Do not kill sheep.