Parkpandav is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, competent ferret.

Parkpandav created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkpandav, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Parkpandav, she will refuse to believe in you.

Parkpandav's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Parkpandav's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Parkpandav must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not commit murder.