Hubhognill is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, humorless fly.

Hubhognill created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubhognill, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hubhognill, she will be very sad.

Hubhognill's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Hubhognill's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange hamsters for they are unholy.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink alcohol.