Didlaptaf is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic giraffe.

Didlaptaf created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Didlaptaf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Didlaptaf, she will turn you into a frog.

Didlaptaf's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Didlaptaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet stockings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Didlaptaf.